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Dirty Diaper Dodgeball
“Some day you’re going to look back on this and miss me throwing dirty diapers at you.” –My Wife My wife has developed an interesting habit. It begins when she changes the Twins’ diapers and rolls the...
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The Top Six Reasons This is a List
Since Friday of last week, I haven’t been able to spend much time constructing genius word sculptures for you, O Loyal Reader. However, throughout the course of my fustercluck of a Monday, I was able...
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Eating the System
After a plaything inventory over the weekend, we decided that Mom and Dad the Twins were growing bored with our current toy selection, so we took Double Trouble for their first ever visit to Toys “R”...
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Willy Wonka’s Fatal Mistake
I was just about to fall asleep after an exhausting day of twin-wrangling. They’re both crawling now–not full-on, up-on-their-knees crawling, but they are definitely proficient army-style creepers,...
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A Very Twinfamy Christmas
Remember the unbridled childhood excitement of Christmas Morning? The insomnia-inducing obsession with the sheer possibilities of the bounty Santa Claus would surely leave under the tree? Staring at...
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I Can Fly Twice as High
I grimaced as the all-too-familiar sound of my daughter’s signature baby cuss-fests reverberated throughout the cabin of our 757. Her inflection was remarkably similar to a Ricky Ricardo Spanish...
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Statistics Reveals That I Hate It
I’m fairly confident I will look back on this semester as The Semester That Shall Not Be Named, and my reasons for this are statistically based. And that is because, against my better judgment, I...
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The Stay-At-Homestretch
...in which Our Hero announces His retirement from stay-at-home fathering to the tune of an anthropomorhic mariachi band.
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The Top Six Reasons This is a List
Since Friday of last week, I haven’t been able to spend much time constructing genius word sculptures for you, O Loyal Reader. However, throughout the course of my fustercluck of a Monday, I was able...
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Willy Wonka’s Fatal Mistake
I was just about to fall asleep after an exhausting day of twin-wrangling. They’re both crawling now–not full-on, up-on-their-knees crawling, but they are definitely proficient army-style creepers,...
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I Can Fly Twice as High
I grimaced as the all-too-familiar sound of my daughter’s signature baby cuss-fests reverberated throughout the cabin of our 757. Her inflection was remarkably similar to a Ricky Ricardo Spanish...
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